Lia: So next week is the last week before exams so I might disappear for awhile.
La Madre: Why? What are you doing?
Lia: I don't know...*study*.
This be an accurate depiction of my summer lifestyle. No pants and the rest included. 

But I still get service. Waaaahh?? ;)

This be an accurate depiction of my summer lifestyle. No pants and the rest included. 

But I still get service. Waaaahh?? ;)

(Source: jessxoxox)

That’s a bit of good luck, I say.

I think. 

Mom and Dad snooped through my Facebook pictures over the weekend when I accidentally didn’t log out of my account. They, oddly enough, didn’t notice the pictures where I’m drunk and making smoochie faces with some males but do notice the pictures when I’m completely sober, sweaty from the gym, but oh to close too a male friend. 

A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

bitchville:

Now that’s gangster.

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